Tuesday, March 26, 2002
Gosh. It is so busy at work today. It is Passover time and my job is run by the Jewish. ;)
With it being Passover, there are students here selling their Chametz. I don't even know if that is the word. Plus, we are planning Seders and also taking care of the normal business. Penelope and I are out of our minds today. But it makes the day go faster and I like that.
Mariah just called and firmed up the plans for my trip to Boston tomorrow. I am very excited. She is actually leaving for Colorado on Thursday. I am bringing her to the airport and waiting there with her until she gets her scared little ghouls on that plane. Poor thing. I would be terrified, but I know she will be ok. How exciting! She never gets to go anywhere.
Has anyone heard the new song by Vanessa Carlton? I love her! I believe that she is supposed to be my new girlfriend, but I had to break her heart last night. You see, it is about 11pm last evening and the phone rings. This is what happened:
Me: Hello?
Vanessa: Hi. Is Joe there?
M: This is Joe.
V: Joe, it's Vanessa. How are you?
M: Vanessa! Wow. I was just listening to your new song. What's up with you? It's been too long.
V: I know. I have been so busy, what with the new music career and all.
J: Yeah, I know how it is. I had to do this duet last week with Mariah Carey. Oh, she can be such a pain in the ass.
V: Right? I try to avoid her as much as possible. Look, I need to talk to you about something.
J: Sure, go ahead. I have a few minutes.
V: Well, you see...I was kind of thinking that we could be boyfriend and girlfriend.
J: Oh Vanessa...I...um...gee...well...the thing about it...
V: What Joe? What are you trying to say? Don't you love my new song?????
J: Well, uh...I actually do. But Vanessa, I am-
V: Not interested? What? Am I too young? Am I too pretty? Am I not worth your time? What is it Joe? WHAT IS IT?
J: WOW! Vanessa, can you just hold on a sec?
V: Fuck you Joe. Fuck you.
CLICK!
Then she just hung up. Damn. Girl's got a temper. I was just trying to tell her that I am gay. But she just wasn't having it.
Please, still go out and buy her cd. She didn't mean to act the way she did. Bitch just fell in love with me.
With it being Passover, there are students here selling their Chametz. I don't even know if that is the word. Plus, we are planning Seders and also taking care of the normal business. Penelope and I are out of our minds today. But it makes the day go faster and I like that.
Mariah just called and firmed up the plans for my trip to Boston tomorrow. I am very excited. She is actually leaving for Colorado on Thursday. I am bringing her to the airport and waiting there with her until she gets her scared little ghouls on that plane. Poor thing. I would be terrified, but I know she will be ok. How exciting! She never gets to go anywhere.
Has anyone heard the new song by Vanessa Carlton? I love her! I believe that she is supposed to be my new girlfriend, but I had to break her heart last night. You see, it is about 11pm last evening and the phone rings. This is what happened:
Me: Hello?
Vanessa: Hi. Is Joe there?
M: This is Joe.
V: Joe, it's Vanessa. How are you?
M: Vanessa! Wow. I was just listening to your new song. What's up with you? It's been too long.
V: I know. I have been so busy, what with the new music career and all.
J: Yeah, I know how it is. I had to do this duet last week with Mariah Carey. Oh, she can be such a pain in the ass.
V: Right? I try to avoid her as much as possible. Look, I need to talk to you about something.
J: Sure, go ahead. I have a few minutes.
V: Well, you see...I was kind of thinking that we could be boyfriend and girlfriend.
J: Oh Vanessa...I...um...gee...well...the thing about it...
V: What Joe? What are you trying to say? Don't you love my new song?????
J: Well, uh...I actually do. But Vanessa, I am-
V: Not interested? What? Am I too young? Am I too pretty? Am I not worth your time? What is it Joe? WHAT IS IT?
J: WOW! Vanessa, can you just hold on a sec?
V: Fuck you Joe. Fuck you.
CLICK!
Then she just hung up. Damn. Girl's got a temper. I was just trying to tell her that I am gay. But she just wasn't having it.
Please, still go out and buy her cd. She didn't mean to act the way she did. Bitch just fell in love with me.
